Gary Cartwright

You never have to wait long in Brussels before you encounter a loony theory on anything, but this has been a good few days for anyone interested in climate change.

After a few problems with a scatty barmaid, a colleague whispered to me “All women are going like this - global warming is affecting their brains….”

But deniers were shuffling with delight, eyes spinning furiously, following last week’s snowfall across Europe:  Ha! So much for global warming!” they announced. Actually, increased precipitation is an inevitable result of rising temperatures. Its why the Polar ice caps are thickening at their centres. As ice melts at the edges, the sea warms up a tad, and it snows more inland.

But I can now reveal the real truth about climate change: Nostradamus stated that “When the wings of the Ford Cortina speak to the brother of the pebble, the eigth one will decide.” To me this is absolutely clear - Its all Hitler’s fault.

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